JUDGE FOR YOURSELF
I thought the other day how nice it is that I can supplant my Facebook/compulsive email checking addictions with wedding websites, but after a few hours scrolling blogs devoted to gardenia centerpieces and the nouveau riche trendy cigar bars, I feel hungover from prolonged exposure to extravagance.
Best thing about weddings countdown list:
10) Eye-coddling color combinations
9) Bridezillas
8) Fat & bald bachelor groomsmen
7) Cake sans fondant (does anyone else think it tastes like an admixture of old person's skin and wax???)
6) Pigs-in-a-blanket
5) People "dancing"
4) The toasts...ouch, that was an uncomfortable reference...
3) Wedding rice being biodegradable
2) String quartets
1) Open bar: there for you to suck important information out of drunk relatives
Oh yeah, and that love thing too.
1 comment:
how'd your toast go? also I totally predicted that you would love weddings...they are both terrifying and addictive. and I like fondant. have you watched the "ace of cakes" I feel like we talked about this before, but anyway you should still watch it. And that's all. Look you survived the wedding!
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