Which got me thinking: there's nothing more disgusting than an Oakland Raiders fan.
Don't worry, she's only had 2 1/2 Bud Lights at this game. (But it's fitting...every true Raiders fan probably have some mild form of F.A.S. imparted by their equally mentally stupefied parentals). I figure there are three types of diehards who follow the Raiders, even with a record as shaming as theirs:
1) People who never got enough of Gene Simmons
2) People with mild F.A.S.
3) People who buy roadside Native American art
Sorry, Jessica Alba, I know you're such a fan, but you hate Kiss and I'm pretty sure you're too rich to know what a roadside stand looks like.