I don't know if you've ever encountered STACEY Q, but she's like a less fugly, more eighties version of Madonna. Why was she not more famous? I guess I'll chalk it up to the fact that an ivy headdress will never outwit a cone bra, and the well-placed seductive mole and gap tooth can come across as alluringly exotic. Psh.
I just feel for Stacey Q. She wasn't Madonna, no. That's understandable. But she wasn't even a Debbie, or a Tiffany. She could only be herself, and that ultimately caused her demise in the pop sphere.