Saturday, March 21, 2009
I do not watch movies because I have the attention span of a baby cricket. Someone recommended that I go to this website and watch all of the movies in sequential order. I cannot wait to become a snobby art house critic with eyeglasses shaped like nonagons and a different black turtleneck for every day of the week. I will sit in dark corners and sip organic Rooibos tea and talk about Herbert Brenon in silken tones and click together my mauve-painted nails and reminisce about the time when I watched every Criterion movie in the collection and became, dahling what's the word, a buff.